If knowing all of Mickey’s moves during Fantasmic by heart is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)
tumblr needs to write advertisements
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
you just kissed yourself a princess
Now it’s no wonder that her name means “beauty”
Her looks have got no parallel
Guys she didn’t even touch her hair. She just waved her hand and there was perfection. Damn it, Belle.
NOBODY PUTS SANTINO IN A CORNER